Mr Karma meets Zac Guildford

I took no joy on hearing Zac Guildford was recently assaulted in France. 

No one deserves to be attacked and beaten-up, even him. 

According to a sycophantic journalist at the N.Z Herald [09^th Sept] Guildford’s own propensity to get drunk and assault people “Stemmed in no small part from the personal tragedy that struck him in 2009 when his father died of a heart attack while watching from the stands as his son and his New Zealand teammates won the Junior World Cup title in Tokyo.” 

Talk about making-up a sob story to mitigate his alcohol issues and violent streak. 

If the attackers in France are caught and come up with a similar extenuating line “It is all linked to my father leaving me when I was 18” then I guess we should be similarly happy and forgiving.  

Only that sort of excuse only works if you are an All Black.   

Who blames The French for not wanting Zac Guildford?

So much for Guilford returning the recent faith shown to him by The Crusaders and NZRU, eh?  

His agent has been sniffing around for a lucrative off-shore deal.  

Guildford has hardly fired a shot in the Super 15.

 

His ‘stock’ on the field has been falling faster than Hanover Finance.   

Sadly for Zac the news out of Europe is French champs Stade Francais don’t want him in their ranks. 

Who blames the French, Japanese likewise? 

He’s an off-field liability and prospective clubs treat drunken escapades like his far more harshly there than here in N.Z where he gets paid to go to rehab.  

England must be the only bolt-hole left for him once he turns his back on N.Z Rugby.  

N.Z’s best Rugby Ref Shitted On by NZRFU

The Super 15 began last night with an entertaining game between the Highlanders and Chiefs. 

Oh what a difference a good referee makes in a modern-day game of rugby.   

Make no bones about it Stephen Walsh is the best referee from New Zealand. 

Only Steve Walsh is now an Australian after being shitted on from up-high by the NZFU. 

So what were Walsh’s crimes that saw the NZRFU cut ties with the then best up and coming referee we had?  

Did he harass an innocent female athlete out on a training run? 

Did he smash the face of a bloke enjoying his 50^th birthday party and his mate who went to intervene?  

Was he so pissed out of his tree he had to be restrained by mates, didn’t remember any of this and needed the NZRFU to send a ‘media clean-up’ person to his holiday resort to keep a lid on things?   

Did the same person who said he was reformed then assault a mate asleep in bed and do the same to another guy under the same circumstances minutes later whilst highly intoxicated?   

I mean these sort of serious incidents aren’t seen as enough for All Blacks to be cut-lose now are they?       

Walsh’s heinous crime was to turn-up to a refereeing conference pissed. 

Why the N.Z Media can’t also juxtapose these positions and the standards set for one group of NZRFU employees versus another shows you the Stalinist power welded by the Union. 

The spineless media in N.Z can’t afford to have their prime sporting news taken from underneath them by airing the hypocrisy of Walsh versus Guildford.   

Crusaders want Guildford back!

Role-model N.Z Rugby player Zac Guildford’s days playing in N.Z may not be over!  

 

I'm not making this up.

Yet another example of the adage that short of committing a mass-murder at a primary school, the NZRFU and individual unions don’t care what you get up to off the field.       

This goes further to disprove the asinine belief in rugby circles concerning the fabled ‘Crusader Environment’. 

It looks likely The Crusaders will now have two players with two assault cases each under their belts in their 2013 squad.    

How do Crusader fans feel about a guy that whacks a mate asleep in bed?! 

 

Harasses a female to the point she has to seek sanctuary in a shop from his drunken antics.

 

Punches an innocent bloke celebrating his 50th.  

 

What about a prop that slaps his partner about?

 

Do the Crusaders fans, women in particular, want to cheer him along? 

 

OH YES ZAC IS BACK IN TROUBLE

Just a few months after getting back on the turps, Zac ‘I can handle’ my piss’ Guildford is seemingly back to his old tricks.  

Think leopard and spots and you’ll get the gist.  

Let’s be frank here the odds at the TAB were a scant $1:05 on the nose he would re-offend, little surprise in the weekends report.  

Historically the NZRU and Crusaders management manipulated a gullible N.Z Media into believing their charge could be reined in.  

They made Zac out to be redeemable, a victim of his fame. 

They all said with the right environment redemption was possible.  

After the shameful assaults in the Cook Islands Todd Blackadder and Hamish Riach acted like brooding hens.  

The real victims were ignored, offered tickets to games!   

The NZRU and Crusaders management’s stand in respect to Zac ‘I can handle my piss’ Guildford is now exposed for what it was all along - contemptible load of bull-shit! 

These guys only care about their team, never the growing list of his victims. 

My challenge to the NZRU in 2013 is for them to keep their employees fists to themselves.  

Fat chance of this happening though.  

 

GUILDFORD BACK ON THE PISS

Last year The New Zealand Rugby Union and Crusaders said they would will help Zac Guildford rather than tearing up his contract following alleged naked, drunken incidents in a Cook Islands bar and the harassing of a local female athlete [details and video]   

This is not the first time recently we have had an All Black half naked in a Pacific Resort, blotto with booze, groping a young lady and assaulting innocent holiday-makers over the Christmas Holidays.   

Just ask Robin Brooke.    

 

But back to Guildford.

 

Even prior to Rarotonga the Crusaders and former All Black winger had admitted to issues with alcohol after booze-fuelled incidents in Brisbane and Auckland. 

His career on a knife-edge Guildford said he would get his drinking under control once and for all.  

Vowed to give up the piss altogether. 

Well at least till the end of 2012.  

Place rugby and his family first.   

This is Guildford ‘on the large’ at The Ellerslie Races on 6^th November 2012.  

 

 

 

Make your own conclusions as to his sincerity to give-up.  

Take a guess at what punishment awaits him from Todd Blackadder. 

Sweat FA.  

 

By the way Zac’s uncle believes the Press and NZRU are always picking on his nephew who according to Daren Guildford acts just like other Kiwi’s his age, well at least the ones in his gene pool.