Monday 20 January 2014

Repeat offender Sione Lauaki in the poop again


Former 17 test All Black Sione Lauaki has appeared in the Auckland District Court after an alleged incident last year outside an Auckland whorehouse. 
 
Luakai will be well versed in Court Proceedings having faced two charges (assault and careless driving) in Hamilton in 2010.  

That assault happened in the natural habitat of an All Black: seedy bar late at night.   

Oh yeah, then there was damaging windows and a television at a motel in Auckland on New Year’s morning 2009.   

He was proven guilty, in all those cases.  

But wait there’s more! 

In 2006 Lauaki admitted a charge of assaulting a security officer in Hamilton.  

Gets his breath back…… 

But back to the latest incident, Police allege Lauaki and his co-accused intentionally damaged a taxi in Epsom in ‘the wee smalls’ of December 13th. 

Police won’t say if booze is involved but this is an All Black, be it one with kidney problems, so it goes without saying he’ll be pissed to the gunnels.   

Steinlager?  

Look at Lauaki’s record and ask yourself “Would I get off a jail sentence if this was the latest in a long line of similar offending I was appearing in court over?”   

Buy hey, you are not a former All Black.  
 
No automatic 'Get Out of Jail Free Card' for you.  

Doubtless, he’ll get off, yet again.  

This isn’t Australia where the judiciary are finally taking a hard-line on boozed-up, violent ‘sport star’ offenders.


 

Sunday 19 January 2014

All Blacks Front and Centre when it comes to Drinking Games


Neknominate, has been dubbed "the social drinking game for social media” 

Started in The United Kingdom it has hit our shores running and what better group to spread the gospel of drinking to excess than our pre-imminent sporting team, one well versed in pissing-it-up.
 
Cripes, it's not as if New Zealand has a drinking problem, now is it?

Here’s what the coach of All Black Steven Luatua featured in this video has to say about his charge "It’s very uncharacteristic of him as he is a great role model and has always set a good example to others."  

He’s a ‘role model’!   

Here's how N.Z Rugby role models operate......