Sunday 16 June 2019

Another stellar week for N.Z Rugby N.Z Inc



On-field strangulation


Man, in hospital over the weekend after a serious assault in a Dunedin Rugby Club


Don’t worry people.

This is perfectly normal behaviour for Kiwi men.

Young men blowing-off steam. 

Or so we are old verbatim by N.Z Rugby.   

Thursday 13 June 2019

Post-Match All-In Brawl in New Plymouth



When I indicate all-in, I mean all-in.

Players, management, executive members of the clubs and supporters all 'got amongst it' in a post-match brawl in New Plymouth.


I half expected their dogs & kids to be front & centre as well.

Probably chained & locked-up at home that day.  

 "We have made a stand that violence in our game is unacceptable” is what Taranaki Rugby Union have had to say.

Unacceptable, but an all-too-normal occurrence around the country’s parks, when it comes to rugger.

Friday 7 June 2019

Wellington Lions & Ex Hurricanes player seen snorting ecstasy on social media video



Where did this happen?

One report suggests a Wellington rugby club, silly-billy.

Hutt Old Boys Marist to be exact.

Off?

A century old sporting shield.

Rugby people love their traditions.

What shit are we talking?

MDMA.

That’s ecstasy to most folk.

Surely, the player involved will be banned?

Rugby authorities in N.Z take incidents like this very seriously.

The offender, James O'Reilly, can’t play for a hefty…..drum-roll…..two weeks!