Blues player George Moala ticks all the boxes when it comes to drunken violence

It’s only a couple of weeks into 2015 and New Zealand Courts have seen their first high profile rugby player appear. 

Let me take a rough guess.

A complete stab in the dark as to what happened…… 

Assault, brawl?  

Booze?  

Wee smalls? 

Correct!  

Wow, I must have extrasensory powers.

 

I mean according to the NZRFU these events are rare, in line with other sporting demographics like N.Z Rowers and International Triathletes etc who similarly litter N.Z media with their misdeeds.

This is so out of character for a New Zealand Rugby player.